Dairy Cow

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A fellow is driving down a country road when he stops to ask for directions from a farmer who is walking his dairy cow. The farmer offers to take him to his destination but he would have to tie the cow to the rear bumper. The driver agrees but is a bit concerned with the cow's capacity to trot behind so he starts slowly. The farmer keeps telling him to go faster and faster and not to worry. They finally reach a speed of 100 km/h and the driver looks to his mirror and sees the cow following but now has her tongue hanging from the side of her mouth.

"I think your cow is struggling, her tongue is dangling from the side of her mouth" says the driver.

"What side is it on " asks the farmer

"Its on her left side" replies the driver

"Oh, its ok" says the farmer. " she's just signaling that she wants to pass"
 
 
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